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Top Shelf

1/27/2014

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Rich people are just as gross, if not grosser, than middle class people, so it shouldn't come as a complete surprise that Chad and I have been to more than a few over-priced Westside bars and restaurants in our day. We LOVE the people-watching and eavesdropping.

The food and drinks are generally no better than the food and drinks, at say, an Olive Garden, but you pay for the experience. Dining in Beverly Hills, you are guaranteed three things: (1) the (aforementioned) outrageous prices, (2) men who talk about what they have and how much money they make, and (3) plastic surgery so bad you confuse it with gender reassignment.

It ain't pretty.

To read about our experiences rubbing elbows with the rich and scummy, please visit the 'Resume - Top Shelf' tab.

Xxx,
Alyssa

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Courtney
1/28/2014 04:46:40 am

"plastic surgery so bad you confuse it with gender reassignment."..... HAHAAHAHHAHAHAAA!!! Love it!

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