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Chad and Alyssa: The Original Red Lobster Lovers

1/11/2013

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Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis have been receiving a lot of attention for their visit to Red Lobster last week. Although this breaking news should hardly concern me, I can't help but feel frustrated by headlines that read "Red Lobster Lovers" when Chad and I are clearly responsible for making Red Lobster cool again...meaning we go there and drink a lot.

Not only are we the original Red Lobster lovers, we're the sexier Red Lobster lovers. Just look at this picture: Ashton, as always, is a douchebag and Mila bypassed the dress-code, rocking some scrubs and a perfectly circular head. 


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5/12/12: Our mutual love for Red Lobster begins. Left, Chad is enjoying the Red Lobster Ultimate Feast.

Our interest in Red Lobster is more than just dine, drink, and go. We both joined the mailing list to receive free shit on our birthdays and even attempted to submit a commercial idea for a contest back in September.

9/13/12: Failed submission for "Are you Red Lobster's Ultimate Shrimp Lover?" commercial contest. 
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